I don’t know who of you all watch all the seasons of Netflix’s The Ultimatum - but I do. I watch a lot of shit like that and I desperately need to talk about this season of fuckery because WHAT? How could I want to fight so many people on one show? Wow. I also (this is not a real spoiler) have never thought about getting a chip installed on a fingernail, but it is fucking ON now. I want it. I got it. And now I’ve made an Ariana Grande reference, I’m sorry to myself.
Speaking of chips, there’s the thing that I keep bringing up to people and keep getting surprised that they don’t know about - Google’s Willow. The Quantum Chip. It’s sadly, not a nail chip, nor a delicious potato chip that “doesn’t actually touch your tastebuds” but it…ahem… here read below if you’re too done with it all to click on that link I just gave you. No judgement. I’m exhausted too.
Willow performed a standard benchmark computation in under five minutes that would take one of today’s fastest supercomputers 10 septillion (that is, 1025) years — a number that vastly exceeds the age of the Universe.
No big deal, you guys. No problem. Are there a bunch of people on the interwebs concerned that Willow just opened portals to the multiverse in order to do this computation - yes that is a concern that’s being had. Are they also all, “that’s where the orbs/plasmoids are coming from,” yeah, yeah. Some of them are. So… there’s that. On top of the everything else.
MOVING ON
This week in Stacked Passions and not quantum computer chip news, you’re all getting some HOLIDAY bonus things. Free Subscribers are getting a free week - and my paid subscribbles peeps are getting some excellent bonus pieces.
Because I unwisely did a lot of heavy lifting, sitting work and traveling this past week, I’m splitting up release days, giving myself pain grace and allowing my body to rest. Today you’ve got two important pieces that are dear to my heart:
This kinda long piece about The Exhaustion of Perception Bias and Strategic Undervaluation
The rest will arrive between now and Sunday. You’ll get this Round Up Pt 1 and Sunday’s Round Up Pt 2 in your inbox (with the regular Roast Chicken list.)
A reminder that I’ll be in notes, stacking quotes, letting you know when they drop - so you can absolutely engage as they come. I just won’t be hopping in your email with every drop. There has also got to be a better way to do all of this. For everyone I mean. Right? I’m figuring out how to refine and rework too. As well as streamlining the process. The process of Substack and the process of GETTING THE SQUIRRELS OUT OF THE WALLS OF THIS HOUSE. Which is still an ongoing saga. Sigh.
Thank you all for being here another week. I gotta say, I’m super excited to share the week’s writings, but I’m excited to start some conversations even more. And if anyone knows where I can get those nail chips in Baltimore - please. I need that.
Omg you have squirrels inside?! YIKES! 😬😬